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michael jackson’s mugshot

michael jackson's mugshot
lia: michael jackson’s mugshot is soooooo bad
matt: like a surprised housewife
matt: “you rang?”
lia: i want a large file so i can make a t-shirt
matt: I love the eyebrows in their perma-surprise position
lia: scary
lia: also the cheekbones that slide straight into the jaw, wtf
lia: who has bones like that?
matt: yeah. did he get his eyes enlarged?
lia: yah
lia: dude, there’s nothing left of his old face!
lia: it’s all been done over and over and over again
(Question now is what’s been done more often, Michael Jackson’s face or Paris Hilton?)
See also: Separated At Middle Age, Michael at the doomed Gest-Minelli nuptuals with the newlyweds and Liz Taylor.

43 thoughts on “michael jackson’s mugshot

  1. Check out Tori Zuever. She is a major skankoid at Century High School in Hillsboro Oregon. She would give you head in a church.

  2. Michael Jackson looks like he got reamed by a savage bear and his face looks like a piece of shit that came out of an elephants ass! I hate that stupid fucker, if I ever saw him in real life i’d stick his face in a juice maker and have crap juice!

  3. oh my god.. michael jackson was jot when he was 17 years old.. now he’s….. EWWW.. he looks like he’s DEAD!!

  4. michael jacksons amazingly amazing so leave him alone he ROCKS MY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your all sad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. OH COME ON, YOU GUYS ARE ALL CRAZY!!!
    Michael is a great person and he rocks my world!
    He is the best person on this whole planet. Why do you have to take his bad points and rub them in???
    why don’t you freaks mind your own buisness???
    LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!
    Michael Jackson is great! (I love you Michael, take care.)

  6. he looks like his face is made of plastic.. oh wait.. it is.. hahahahaha!
    His eyes look painted on and his mouth looks like one of those wooden dummys.

  7. you lot that are writing nast comments about him are all freaks yourself thanks charlotte and and mj fsn. I love him soooooooooooo much he is the mst important thing in my life and always will be cant you just keep your comments to yourself some people like him here you know!!!!!!! love you loads michael x x x x look after yourself x x x x

  8. Michael jackson…don’t serious and don’t worry! I believe you win!!!!!!….. plaese!!! michael jackson win a court case . I believe in himsalf….
    michael jackson ….good luck

  9. i love michael and all ur ignorant comments need to stop because none of u low lifes ever meet him.i love u mike.love ur 13 year old fan,tia.

  10. Please Micheal, declare for Jesus and you will experience a very peaceful, wonderful life. You were created for this purpose.
    We love you but Jesus loves you more.
    Ero (A common African woman)

  11. Dear Micheal;
    God has Blessed you once again, the world has made you great, and the world has torn you down. your father should be ashamed of making you kids feel the way you all do. and my problem is why your mother let him treat you all so bad. I have prayed for you and GOD has answered my prayer, and know GOD want something from you, and that is for you to turn your attention to him. he saved you today again, please think about it, much love and luck to you and your family, because GOD will punish every one that is guilty, I never beleived years of accusing you the way the media played you to be, and you are a beautiful person, and let no one tell you that you are not. people can be very hateful, and they say they love you. but they said the same thing about GOD. just remember GOD still love you and so do we, no matter what other hateful people say. may GOD continue to bless and keep you real good.
    I have been listening to your music sense you were 5years old, and I’m 54years old know, and I still dance to your music. thank GOD tonight all night.

  12. DEAR MICHEAL,
    FORWARD EVER BACKWARD NEVER. IT’S RATHER
    UNFORTUNATE THAT NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOU ARE, YOU WILL STILL BE THE WORSE TO
    SOME OTHER PEOPLE. YOU HAVE CHERISH MANKIND SO MUCH THAT LET YOU IN
    THIS BIG MISFORTUNE WHICH LASTED A COUPLE OF MONTHS AND ENDED AS A FIASCO
    ON THT PATH OF THOSE WHO BROUGHT UP THE FALSE ALLEGATIONS.
    AS CONCERNS MICHEAL’S IMAGE, NOTHING HAS BEEN
    ALTERED COS THE JURY SAID MICHEAL WAS BEING TRIAL BEFORE THE COURT OF
    LAW AS ANY OTHER INDIVIDUAL AND NOT AS THE BIGGEST POP STAR. CONSIDERING
    THE FACT THAT HE WAS FOUND NOT GUILYT ON ALL TEN COUNTS IS A BOOSTER IN
    HIS PERSONEL IMAGE AND MAKES HIM TO MOVE FIVE STEPS UP THE LADDER OF
    ACHIEVEMENTS. MICHEAL SHOULD MOVE ON WITH LIFE COS TO EER IS HUMAN AND TO
    FOREGIVE IS DIVINE. THE FUTUER HOLDS MUCH FOR HIM SO HE SHOULD BE
    OPTIMISTIC SINCE THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING OF EVENTS AS CONCRNS THE BIGGEST
    POP STAR EVER. MICHEAL SHOULD BE STRONG COS NOTHING HAS BEEN LOST,
    THERE IS NOTHING TO BE BUILT AS CONCERNS HIS IMAGE SINCE HE IS STILL
    MEANINGFUL BEFORE THE EYES OF GREATFUL INDIVIDUALS IN AND AROUND THE WORLD.
    MICHEAL ONCE MORE KEEP THIS IN MIND “NEVER SAY NEVER.
    PLEASE COULD YOU FORWARD THIS TO MICHEAL.
    FROM THE CCCDINATOR, MICHEAL JACKSON FOUNDATION FOR HIV/AIDS FREE,
    REPUBLIC OF CAMEROON WEST AFRICA
    I WILL BE GREATFUL IF WE CAN HAVE AN ADDRESS TO COMMUNICATE DIRECTLY
    WITH MICHEAL OR HIS SECRETARIAL SO THAT WE CAN EXPLAIN WHAT THE
    FOUNDATION IS ALL ABOUT.
    THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING.

  13. MICHAEL JACKSON IS THE GREATEST ARTIST ON EARTH I DONT KNOW HOW PEOPLE CAN EVEN BARE TO TO HATE ON HIM.HE’S PERFECT DESPITE WHAT HAS HAPPEND THROUGH HIS IMAGE IT DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT HE IS AN INNOCENT MAN WHO HAS NOTHING BUT TALENT!COME ON ITS UNBELIVABLE TO THINK THAT SOME OF HIS BIGGEST FANS CAN TURN AGAINST HIM SO QUICKLY.FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO DO BELIVE THAT MICHAEL IS GUILTY I THINK YOU ARE SO MESSED UP AND YOU ARE JUST A PURE RETARD.YOU’VE WATCHED THIS MAN GROW UP AND SEEN HIM AS A KID A TEENAGER AND NOW A GROW MAN.HE HAS KIDS OF HIS OWN AND TO THINK THAT HE’S GUILTY?YOU DESERVE TO GO 2 HELL!AND IF THERES A PROBLEM WITH MY BABY MICHAEL.E-MAIL ME::::MALAMATHERS14@YAHOO.COM I THINK IMA SET THIS STRAIGHT FOR MICHAEL! MICHAEL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH KEEP UP YOUR WORK AND JUST DO YOU.

  14. hmm ive benn reading ur comments an ohh my god there must be some truth in whats been said an yes hes just a normal kinda celbraty whos not guilty who like others children in his bed course hes guilty i mean he has a screw lose i mean who makes there own kids walk round with masks on an dangles a god damm baby over a balcony he deserves 2 be brought down an sent 2 jail tho im sure he will be quite happy there being bummed in the showers by some big hairy men they will only have 2 put a paper bag over his head an what ever happed 2 him he was black an nows white hmm its not gonna happen jacko u were black an all ways will be u god damm son off a bitch we wont miss u where dead in a pool of ur own piss. best reguards hope this reaches u!

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    Contact Number:0300-5010309

  16. hi everyone,
    i think the ‘bad’ man of rock, has completly changed his FUCKING image!!!
    he looks like a TWAT..sorry i have FUCKING tourets!

  17. u fucking american yankees never know when to stop do u! give it a fucking rest!
    ring me on 07929536276

  18. regardless whether michael is innocent or otherwise he is a phenominal entertainer with an awesome voice and you people should respect him in that aspect. peace out.
    aussies are better

  19. hey everybody.
    as we know mike has personal issues on his body, and in his head aswell. are you with me?
    josh

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