snack detective
The weird thing is, the jelly kind of looks like Andrew and the pudding kind of looks like me. And you know, we totally would be snack detectives right now if we’d known it was an acceptable career path. We’d get all Dog and Beth on the trail of your missing Sno-Balls and Chocodiles.
“Dog and Beth”??
Dog the Bounty Hunter, yo.
(Did you think I meant BARLEY and your mom?)
We would eat all the clues!