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the sex life of a spam character

Lula Fink’s subject lines last week:

  • I just started having sex, and my boyfriend keeps popping out when we do it.
  • My boyfriend’s prick keeps slipping out.
  • I just started dating a guy I like, but his putz is on the small side and doesn’t really satisfy me
  • Can you tell me what’s wrong, and how we can fix it?

Lula Fink’s subject lines this week:

  • My boyfriend’s prick is too big for my mouth.
  • My new guy’s tool is enormous, and my mouth is tiny.
  • My boyfriend’s phallus is too big for my mouth.
  • When I tried to give him oral sex, I practically choked. How do I do it without gagging? Please help!

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