straight man’s guide to getting hit on by gays
The Straight Man’s Guide to Getting Hit on by Gays: “1. This will probably never happen to you anyway, so stop being paranoid. Gays mostly stick to their own, and besides, you’re probably not attractive enough to get past our raptor-like imperfection detectors. The reason we’re looking at you like that is because we’re judging you, not lusting.”
That’s a gay fantasy, though. The truth is that people of all colors and creeds often hit on those who aren’t interested, and this particular combination, I can tell you from experience, is no exception.