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the sex life of a spam character

Lula Fink’s subject lines last week:

  • I just started having sex, and my boyfriend keeps popping out when we do it.
  • My boyfriend’s prick keeps slipping out.
  • I just started dating a guy I like, but his putz is on the small side and doesn’t really satisfy me
  • Can you tell me what’s wrong, and how we can fix it?

Lula Fink’s subject lines this week:

  • My boyfriend’s prick is too big for my mouth.
  • My new guy’s tool is enormous, and my mouth is tiny.
  • My boyfriend’s phallus is too big for my mouth.
  • When I tried to give him oral sex, I practically choked. How do I do it without gagging? Please help!

super fat japanese cat


Papi the cat is so damn fat that his owners have to put him in a body sling with holes for his legs and pick it up force him to walk a few feet. That’s not why this video frightens me though. No, the reason it’s terrifying is because, at 27.55 pounds, not only does Papi weigh twice as much as my fat dog, but he’s also just about the amount of weight I would like to lose when I finally break down and join the gym next week. Jeebus.
[ via Japan Probe ]

could you do better for 16.5 mil in NYC?

I would very much like to live at 92 Jane Street, please. “The building’s interior organization is driven by its unique south facing rear yard which is enclosed by blind 35 foot high walls, creating a condition of total privacy. This allows the rear façade to be completely transparent. It also makes a private outdoor room that serves as an extension of the living and dining spaces; entry to it is across a marble slab that bridges a reflecting pond.”