{"id":3045,"date":"2003-11-18T23:52:07","date_gmt":"2003-11-19T04:52:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/wp\/?p=3045"},"modified":"2003-11-18T23:52:07","modified_gmt":"2003-11-19T04:52:07","slug":"michael_jacksons_mugshot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/2003\/11\/michael_jacksons_mugshot\/","title":{"rendered":"michael jackson’s mugshot"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"michael<\/a>
\nlia<\/a><\/b>: michael jackson’s mugshot is soooooo bad
\nmatt<\/a><\/b>: like a surprised housewife
\nmatt<\/b>: “you rang?”
\nlia<\/b>: i want a large file so i can make a t-shirt
\nmatt<\/b>: I love the eyebrows in their perma-surprise position
\nlia<\/b>: scary
\nlia<\/b>: also the cheekbones that slide straight into the jaw, wtf
\nlia<\/b>: who has bones like that?
\nmatt<\/b>: yeah. did he get his eyes enlarged?
\nlia<\/b>: yah
\nlia<\/b>: dude, there’s nothing left of his old face!
\nlia<\/b>: it’s all been done over and over and over again
\n(Question now is what’s been done more often, Michael Jackson’s face or Paris Hilton?)
\nSee also: Separated At Middle Age<\/a>, Michael at the doomed Gest-Minelli nuptuals with the newlyweds and Liz Taylor<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

lia: michael jackson’s mugshot is soooooo bad matt: like a surprised housewife matt: “you rang?” lia: i want a large file so i can make<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cheesedip"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3045","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3045"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3045\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}