{"id":3166,"date":"2004-06-06T23:49:32","date_gmt":"2004-06-07T03:49:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/wp\/?p=3166"},"modified":"2004-06-06T23:49:32","modified_gmt":"2004-06-07T03:49:32","slug":"how_bad_its_stickyourheadinano","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/how_bad_its_stickyourheadinano\/","title":{"rendered":"how bad? it&#8217;s stick-your-head-in-an-oven bad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Friend <a href=\"http:\/\/www.izzlepfaff.com\/\">Skot<\/a>, talking about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.izzlepfaff.com\/blog\/archives\/000272.php\">the worst rock songs ever<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The Doors? Eternally committed to vinyl is &#8220;The End,&#8221; possibly the most hilarious example of unfortunate undergraduate prose ever committed to posterity. &#8220;I WANT TO KILL YOU!&#8221; Hey, that&#8217;s interesting! I want to laugh at you! I like to imagine listening to this song with Sylvia Plath, and I imagine her going, &#8220;Jeez, what a tool. I want to live!&#8221; Then I play her the song again. &#8220;Scratch that, I&#8217;ll die.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I want to say that the worst song ever is Celine Dion&#8217;s My Heart Will Go On but my hatred of it is of course exacerbated by the fact that it was heavily overplayed for months and months after anyone alive could possibly bear to listen to it without wanting to stab their eardrums with freshly sharpened pencils again and again. Overplaying is also why I cannot stand any version of Unchained Melody, even though the only real offender is the version from Ghost; one of my favorite singers does a beautiful Unchained Melody on her new cd and I love her more for it, but I leave it unchecked on iTunes anyway lest it give me an unpleasant Righteous Brothers earworm.<br \/>\nThat said, off the top of my head, here are three songs that make me want to die:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Loving You, Minnie Ripperton<\/li>\n<li>Seasons in the Sun, Terry Jacks<\/li>\n<li>Butterfly Kisses, Bob Carlisle<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>What are your oven-stuffing three?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friend Skot, talking about the worst rock songs ever: The Doors? Eternally committed to vinyl is &#8220;The End,&#8221; possibly the most hilarious example of unfortunate<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cheesedip","category-movable-type"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3166"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3166\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}