{"id":3710,"date":"2007-09-21T19:40:12","date_gmt":"2007-09-21T23:40:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/wp\/?p=3710"},"modified":"2007-09-21T19:40:12","modified_gmt":"2007-09-21T23:40:12","slug":"the_sex_life_of_a_spam_charactercharact","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/the_sex_life_of_a_spam_charactercharact\/","title":{"rendered":"the sex life of a spam character"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lula Fink&#8217;s subject lines last week:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I just started having sex, and my boyfriend keeps popping out when we do it.<\/li>\n<li>My boyfriend&#8217;s prick keeps slipping out.<\/li>\n<li>I just started dating a guy I like, but his putz is on the small side and doesn&#8217;t really satisfy me<\/li>\n<li>Can you tell me what&#8217;s wrong, and how we can fix it?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Lula Fink&#8217;s subject lines this week:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My boyfriend&#8217;s prick is too big for my mouth.<\/li>\n<li>My new guy&#8217;s tool is enormous, and my mouth is tiny.<\/li>\n<li>My boyfriend&#8217;s phallus is too big for my mouth.<\/li>\n<li>When I tried to give him oral sex, I practically choked. How do I do it without gagging? Please help!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lula Fink&#8217;s subject lines last week: I just started having sex, and my boyfriend keeps popping out when we do it. My boyfriend&#8217;s prick keeps<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cheesedip","category-movable-type"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3710"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3710\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}