{"id":3758,"date":"2008-04-23T17:37:24","date_gmt":"2008-04-23T21:37:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/wp\/?p=3758"},"modified":"2008-04-23T17:37:24","modified_gmt":"2008-04-23T21:37:24","slug":"ninja_birthday_presents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/ninja_birthday_presents\/","title":{"rendered":"ninja birthday presents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.superiormartialarts.com\/cgi-bin\/uniform\/perlshop.cgi?ACTION=ENTER&#038;thispage=ninjaequipment.html&#038;ORDER_ID=!ORDERID!\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/awesomefakeninjaweapons.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"266\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nWhich is more awesome: the Fantasy Critical Mass Hand Daggers on the left (&#8220;the Ultimate in hand protection&#8221; for $95) or the scorpion-like Fantasy Death Stalker Knife on the right (surely a bargain at $69)? I can&#8217;t decide.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Which is more awesome: the Fantasy Critical Mass Hand Daggers on the left (&#8220;the Ultimate in hand protection&#8221; for $95) or the scorpion-like Fantasy Death<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3758","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cheesedip","category-movable-type"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3758","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3758"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3758\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}