{"id":3819,"date":"2008-08-19T23:44:02","date_gmt":"2008-08-20T03:44:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/wp\/?p=3819"},"modified":"2008-08-19T23:44:02","modified_gmt":"2008-08-20T03:44:02","slug":"i_hate_hfcs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/2008\/08\/i_hate_hfcs\/","title":{"rendered":"i hate hfcs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Diesel Sweeties: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dieselsweeties.com\/archive\/2082\"><em>&#8220;America invented Coca-Cola, yet it&#8217;s the only place where Coke tastes like boiled ass.&#8221;<\/em><\/a> Okay, so it&#8217;s total hyperbole\u2014even made with corn syrup, a  cold Coke over ice cubes on a hot day is one of the most satisfying things humanity&#8217;s ever produced\u2014but cane sugar is just so much better. Damn <a href=\"http:\/\/www.accidentalhedonist.com\/index.php\/2006\/01\/24\/tariffs_and_subsidies_the_literal_cost_o\">corn subsidies<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Diesel Sweeties: &#8220;America invented Coca-Cola, yet it&#8217;s the only place where Coke tastes like boiled ass.&#8221; Okay, so it&#8217;s total hyperbole\u2014even made with corn syrup,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-cheesedip","category-movable-type","category-quickbites","post_format-post-format-aside"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3819"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3819\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}