{"id":3830,"date":"2008-08-28T12:07:50","date_gmt":"2008-08-28T16:07:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/wp\/?p=3830"},"modified":"2008-08-28T12:07:50","modified_gmt":"2008-08-28T16:07:50","slug":"straight_mans_guide_to_getting_hit_on_by_gays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/2008\/08\/straight_mans_guide_to_getting_hit_on_by_gays\/","title":{"rendered":"straight man&#8217;s guide to getting hit on by gays"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rottenindenmark.wordpress.com\/2008\/08\/20\/the-straight-man\u2019s-guide-to-getting-hit-on-by-gays\/\">The Straight Man\u2019s Guide to Getting Hit on by Gays<\/a>: <em>&#8220;1. This will probably never happen to you anyway, so stop being paranoid. Gays mostly stick to their own, and besides, you\u2019re probably not attractive enough to get past our raptor-like imperfection detectors. The reason we\u2019re looking at you like that is because we\u2019re<\/em> judging you<em>, not lusting.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Straight Man\u2019s Guide to Getting Hit on by Gays: &#8220;1. This will probably never happen to you anyway, so stop being paranoid. Gays mostly<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-cheesedip","category-movable-type","category-quickbites","post_format-post-format-aside"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3830"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3830\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lia.bulaong.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}